Den eigenen Namen googlen ist out. Neuerdings wird der eigene Name im Urban Dictionary gesucht. Hier sind die Spielregeln:
- Go to UrbanDictionary.com.
- Do a search for your first name.
- Post the result
Das ist bei meinen Namen denkbar ungünstig. Ich poste daher das Ergebnis nur auszugsweise:
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13. A boy whose nice, kind, funny, cute, and himself. Who could ask for more? He’ll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don’t need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He’s been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you.
But even as friends he’s perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he’s happy you’re happy. Yet if he’s mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven’t lived till you see him.14. a great guy….who is a great friend…yes it is a name not just a religion…
15. Someone who is tired of searching their name on the internet and recieving only religion-related results, overall an awesome person, extremely intelligent and attractive
16. A name mostly for guys, that is super rare for girls- but still exist for those very few. Girls named Christian usually have no religious affiliations at all, but are cool, laid-back people that are easy to interact with and befriend. They are good girls but have a hidden inner-bad girl that usually only surfaces in the following situations:
-while partying
-while kissing
-drinking?
-while angryThis kind of girl appeals to a certain kind of guy. She’s cute, but not HOT. She’s charming, but not too sexy either.
Girls named Christian are pretty awesome- but it’s always gonna be weird calling this kind of girl Chris.[...]
24. A girl’s or guy’s name. [Wow. (Anmerkung der Redation)]
25. 1. A boy who is sexually inappropriate and often loud. He loves the skanks.
2. A boy who is very strange who is quite immature on occasion. -mk
3. Bad ass26. A super sweet guy who always says the right things. Full of giggles and smiles. Can make any mood your in turn into the best one ever. Down right sexy and perfect. mwah mwah. mr christiaahn. hehe
27. a person who belives there awesome! also there caring, thoughtful, beautiful and great friends usaly layed back and knows how to hold a grudge. She or he is also easy to love.
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29. A really hot guy that will do anything for a peice of food.
He is sexy and a sexy hot face
the sexiest guy in the world
Sweet and cool
coolest guy in the school![...]
33.1. This Really nice kid that always Does what his mommy says
2. Has a Dark side so be where
3. Likes to Flirt with many people for his personal amusement
4. Over all he is pretty Nice and a well brought up kid[...]
35. Either a tight ass little snitch or bitch or is Bad Ass rebel Mother Fucker, athletic usually good/great looking most likely ripped(ask him too show you). Likes too fuck and drink, smarter than he leads on and stylish makes friends easily also has a personality that is priceless in most cases but most of all loves too make people laugh often referred too as a funny guy or someone people look up too.
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37. 1. A person believing that [...]
2. An extrordinarliy cool boy, usually in love with music, adorable in his own sense but not traditionally handsome. very sweet, not much sense of self-worth. He likes to stare down the girls he likes, it is a little creepy but flattering all the same. tries to act like a gangster, and fails. rather perfect in every way.[...]
41. A faggot who puts girls through hell while dating them.
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48. most attractive person of the male persuasion anyone could ever meet.
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50. the biggest pimp you will ever meet
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52. The position when one white man gets double penetrated from behind by a black man and a mexican, preferably both having a “Saemi” cock (for further reference please see “Saemi”)
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57. -Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio.
-Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne.
-Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen.
-Does not hesitate to hit females.
-Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him.
-Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm.
-Convicted bro-rapist
-Pizza bandit
-Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff
-Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl…in middle school
-Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo…”the UFC fighting man!”
-Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG
-Laughs like a emphazemic old woman
-Contemplates nestling his popped collars
-Currently half pops his collars
-Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop)
-Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework
-Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend
-Certified hallway roamer[...]
Den ganzen Religionskram hab ich jetzt weggelassen. Wär sonst etwas langweilig geworden. Also mein persönlicher Favorit in dieser Liste ist ja die 41.
(via Nerdcore)
